October 2012
3 posts
September 2012
1 post
July 2012
3 posts
June 2012
6 posts
My Ballsack
The end.
Utter Boredom
iPod Shuffle Game
Put your iPod on Shuffle and see what the soundtrack of your life would be.
Opening Credits: Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Waking Up: I’ll Be Waiting - Adele
Falling in Love: Can’t Fight This Feeling - Glee Cast (How appropriate…)
Fight Song: Tik Tok - Ke$ha (lmao)
Breaking Up: Realize - Colbie Caillat
Life’s Ok: You’re My Better Half - Keith Urban
...
ihopericksantorum:
Barack sings Call Me Maybe
I <3 this entirely
Bitches are catty
That is all.
May 2012
20 posts
1 tag
Searched "Jacking Off"
and I haven’t moved for a half hour… Sex is too interesting to me
Ya know, just jacking off.
animated gif maker
Sweet Baby Jesus, I’m a wreck. I wish I could keep my mouth shut. I wish I hadn’t gotten drunk so many times in the last week. I wish I could be better. Yeah. I wish I could be better. I wish I could take it all back. And I wish I could be so much better for myself and everyone.
Maybe I can't fix everything...
…but I still try so hard.
Titties
abbyjeanrodriguez:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
i like potatoes
do you have gravy?
I think with my vagina
Honestly, what the fuck is my life? I feel like I literally live in a soap opera. Secret Life of the American Teenager has NOTHING on me. I feel like the biggest fucking idiot in the entire world. Like, I know that everything in my life is wrong, but what do I do to fix it? NOTHING! Not a god damned thing. I just keep on strolling through life wishing something will fucking go right. Sure, some...
My magic just simply isn't working
Fucking bagel...
SO WHEATY!
April 2012
19 posts
One more FUCKING love song, I’ll be sick..
Jenna Marbles
does not go over well while my roommate is sleeping…. Too much spontaneous laughter from the chick with the headphones
Didn't I, my dear?
Take all the courage you have left
Wasted on fixing all the problems
That you made in your own head
But it was not your fault but mine
And it was your heart on the line
I really fucked it up this time
Didn’t I, my dear?