October 2012
3 posts
Oct 6th
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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September 2012
1 post
Sep 10th
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July 2012
3 posts
Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 3rd
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June 2012
6 posts
Jun 22nd
1,194 notes
My Ballsack
The end.
Jun 15th
Utter Boredom
iPod Shuffle Game Put your iPod on Shuffle and see what the soundtrack of your life would be. Opening Credits: Born This Way - Lady Gaga Waking Up:  I’ll Be Waiting - Adele Falling in Love: Can’t Fight This Feeling - Glee Cast (How appropriate…) Fight Song: Tik Tok - Ke$ha (lmao) Breaking Up: Realize - Colbie Caillat Life’s Ok: You’re My Better Half - Keith Urban  ...
Jun 15th
WatchWatch
ihopericksantorum: Barack sings Call Me Maybe I <3 this entirely
Jun 6th
166,330 notes
Bitches are catty
That is all.
Jun 4th
Jun 3rd
May 2012
20 posts
1 tag
May 30th
2 notes
Searched "Jacking Off"
and I haven’t moved for a half hour… Sex is too interesting to me 
May 22nd
Ya know, just jacking off.
animated gif maker
May 22nd
May 13th
44 notes
Sweet Baby Jesus, I’m a wreck. I wish I could keep my mouth shut. I wish I hadn’t gotten drunk so many times in the last week. I wish I could be better. Yeah. I wish I could be better. I wish I could take it all back. And I wish I could be so much better for myself and everyone. 
May 12th
May 12th
Maybe I can't fix everything...
…but I still try so hard. 
May 10th
May 8th
Titties
May 7th
May 7th
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May 4th
abbyjeanrodriguez: hey i just met you and this is crazy i like potatoes do you have gravy?
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
305 notes
I think with my vagina
Honestly, what the fuck is my life? I feel like I literally live in a soap opera. Secret Life of the American Teenager has NOTHING on me. I feel like the biggest fucking idiot in the entire world. Like, I know that everything in my life is wrong, but what do I do to fix it? NOTHING! Not a god damned thing. I just keep on strolling through life wishing something will fucking go right. Sure, some...
May 4th
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
50 notes
My magic just simply isn't working
May 3rd
Fucking bagel...
SO WHEATY! 
May 2nd
April 2012
19 posts
Apr 30th
Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
1 note
Apr 23rd
One more FUCKING love song, I’ll be sick..
Apr 20th
Jenna Marbles
does not go over well while my roommate is sleeping…. Too much spontaneous laughter from the chick with the headphones 
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
5,370 notes
Didn't I, my dear?
Take all the courage you have left Wasted on fixing all the problems  That you made in your own head But it was not your fault but mine And it was your heart on the line I really fucked it up this time Didn’t I, my dear?
Apr 17th
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
62 notes